Thursday, August 30, 2012

Obama Gag Reel-Take Two

Ah, yes.  Back for part two?  You just couldn't stay away, could ya?  Well, that's alright.  Glad to share even more of Obama's gaffes to remind us how wonderful it will be when he's finally gone!  Yes, you heard that right, G-O-N-E!  Don't let the door hit ya, well, you know the rest.

So, in my last blog, titled Obama Gag Reel-Take One, I refreshed your memory of some rather embarrassing moments of Obama's illustrious one term as the POTUS.  Here are a few more to serve as reminders as to why we need to kick his ass to the curb in November.

Remember at the dawn of the tea party movement there was a rash of signs depicting Obama with a Hitler mustache insinuating that Obama was in fact, very much like Hitler?  Well, folks, stop the comparison now!  Why, you may ask?  Well, simply because Hitler was able to get the Olympics to come to Berlin!  Think it's funny that with all of the money that the Chicago political machine threw at the IOC to get the Olympics there. They even pulled the POTUS out of their 'hat' along with the likes of Oprah Winfrey and Valerie Jarrett AND even the FLOTUS, and it still wasn't enough.  In my mind, folks, that's a gaffe!

Oh, yeah.  I almost forgot!  He was in campaign mode for....for....FOREVER!  He doesn't know how NOT to campaign!  Yeah, I hear those of you who think that it's okay for the POTUS to pat himself on the back occasionally, but Barry's arm has got to be tired from all of that self-congratulating he has done.

I talked about the flubbed up toast to the Queen of England.  Not sure which is worse, the toast or the gift he gave her!  An I-pod loaded with with none other than his speeches and a home movie of her trip to the United States from back in 2007.  Way to stay classy, Barry!

I just thought of another gaffe.  I know, it's pretty surprising since this is titled Obama Gag Reel-Take Two!  Ha!  Um, let's see.  Oooh, I know, appointing tax cheat Timmy Geithner to be Secretary of the Treasury.  Or how about treating the oval office like it's a smoke filled room in Chicago to cut seedy deals with politicians.  Oh, wait, I forgot!  It IS!  There he stands, in the middle of the office, clicking his heels together three times saying, "there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home."

So far, this is just a list of the small offenses he's committed against the American people.  I didn't even touch on Obamacare, TARP, and the banning of off shore drilling.  I guess you could say the handling of the Deep Water Horizon explosion was a major gaffe filled with little gaffes all at the expense of the tax payers.  He refused help from our allies so as not to piss off the unions!  The Dutch offered high tech skimmer boats to help clean up the oil and Barack says, "No."  The Dutch also offered to help protect the marine life and estuaries and Barack says, "No."  Wow, and I thought the Republicans were the party of 'no'.  Not to mention how he claimed that his daughter Malia asked him, "Daddy, did you plug the hole yet?"  Yeah, right, she said that.

Then there is the snub Obama gives Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal.  Instead of getting off his ass and flying down to Louisiana immediately after the spill to see what resources to offer, he waited weeks after the incident occurred and then wagged his finger in Governor Jindal's face about how the situation was making him 'look bad'.  Well, boo-frikin'-hoo, Barry.  *side note, Barry gives the same treatment to Louisiana just yesterday as he interviews with Reddit instead of declaring the state a natural disaster in order to receive federal funds.  Priorities, folks!

Alright, I may as well cut to the chase here.  The non-gaffe that just keeps on giving....."You didn't build that.  If you have a successful business you didn't build that on your own.  You had help with that."  Now, I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that he said that, or the fact that he took this cue from none other than Elizabeth Warren.  Oh, you know who I'm talking about!  Democratic Massachusetts Senate candidate, Elizabeth-me-smokum-peace-pipe-Warren? The lady who claimed to be 1/32nd Cherokee Indian or something absurd like that.  Two peas in a pod, they are. Well, I happen to be married to a small business owner, and let me assure you, he DID build it! 

That's all from the Political Chicken for now!  Tune in next time to hear me say, "Congratulations to President Mitt Romney and Vice President Paul Ryan!"  *Swoon*  A girl can dream, can't she?

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